All the imaginary dialogue between imaginary people at the begining
of the episode is... well, imaginary ^^
ALL COMENTARIES ABOUT THE ENERGY DRINK MADE BY RENAMON ARE
STUPID!!!!!
Teacher Mori: "Do ALL of you have stuffed animal?"
Imaginary
children: "Not me!"
Teacher Mori: "That's good"
Imaginary children:
"Mines are REAL animal, see?"
Teacher Mori: "AAAAHHH!! GET IT OFF FROM
ME!!!"
...somewhere, far from here, a puppy is dying...
Terriermon: "Takato said his friends would help him with
Guilmon"
Terriermon: "If Guilmon keeps eating in the way he's
been, he won't even fit on the bus!"
And if you don't shut up, your life can be in serious risk.
Oh, and, originally, Asanuma doesn't say anything while ''trying'' to
fix Takato's camera.
Mrs. Asanuma: "Why are you so happy?"
Takato: "I'm not happy,
teacher!"
Mrs. Asaji: "Anyway, I can't figure that out"
Takato:
"That's ok, it doesn't have any film anyway"
I'm completely sure the dub wants to make Takato a very
hated-by-teacher student.
Guilmon: "I'm turning into pancake!"
The worst pancake ever.
Takato: "Just because you're free it doesn't mean you can seat on
me!"
Guilmon: "Sorry!"
Kazu: "OR ON ME!"
Guilmon:
"Sorry!"
Kenta: "Or on me!"
Guilmon: "Sorry.".
Do the writers who make these jokes think that they're
actually funny?
In the original, Kenta's song was some kind of melodic song (more
like enka, I guess), and,
even being horrible singing, it was used to make Asanuma sleep. In the
dub, Mrs. Asaji would be already sleeping, and Kenta would be singing to
make the trip more enjoyable. A horrible, mind-destroyer
country (?) song. But, WHAT IS THE POINT IN SINGING
WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER BE ASLEEP?! These writers don't
think, to they?
In the original, there was no Suzie mention.
Henry: "That sure was nice of Kazu"
Takato: "I know! Isn't
that weird, Kazu being nice?"
No, it isn't. I think the dub made you think Kazu was a bad guy. And
made me think you're a total jerk. And made people think......
Imaginary children: "Mrs. Asaji, my tent doesn't look right!"
Mrs.
Asaji: "That's because it's your sleeping bag"
Imaginary children: "Oh,
I knew that!"
You don't even exist.
Guilmon: "Your ear is tickling my foot!"
Terriermon: "Your foot is
tickling my ear!"
Calumon: "I want to tickle something too!"
No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
No, you don't.
Guilmon: "I'm dizzy!"
Calumon: "Aren't you dizzy all the
time?"
Guilmon: "Yeah, yeah!"
Calumon, you're a drunk little digimon. You're even worse than
Piximon. You don't have to right to say anything about anyone.
My GOD, the OSCAR GOES TOOOOO:
Mr. Mori: "They say the evil scientist still lives in this woods,
planning his scrumling related deeds, hoping to capture kids who need a
tool to eat their pudding!"
.......................................Hey, here's Sahgo's brother.
Sorry, I have to talk in his place, since he suffered a serious brain
damage and now is in coma at the hospital. He asked me to give you this
message: "WHAT A STUPID LINE OH MY GOD HOW CAN EVIL PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS
WORLD AND WALK FREELY MAKING THIS CRAP LINES, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST DIE
ALREADY AND MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE!? WHY DO THEY HAVE TO
MAKE US SUFFER THIS WAY!?!? WHYYYYYYY?!???????".
Ok, serious: WTF?!?!?
That's the stupidest line I've ever ever ever ever heard. In the original,
the story was silly (something about children who were attacked when
having dinner, like they), but this is simply stupid and ridiculous and
pathetic and stupid and retarded and stupid. Did I mention it's
STUPID?
If you excuse me, I have to pass out again...
Mr. Mori: "W-what's that over there?"
Mrs. Asaji: "It's a ROCK,
Mori!"
Can you throw it on his head?
And, Culumon and Guilmon don't want to eat the city.
Guilmon: "You can't see your house from here"
Calumon: "How do you
know?"
Guilmon: "Because you don't have a house"
Calumon: "Oh
yeah?"
I'm dying of laughing so much. Oh wait. No, that's not the reason I'm
dying.
Any comments Takato and Henry make about Sinduramon can be considered
as stupid dialogue.
Henry: "Not much a vacation if you fight all the time."
Takato:
"That how my family defines vacation"
Takato's parents are the most peaceful couple in this series.
Takato: "Can you imagine if Rika were here? She would
be 'fighting tree', just to 'stay prepared'".
Henry: "Stupid
trees. She would be fighting 'stupid trees'".
Please, shut the hell up!
Takato: (Something about fixing digivice with paper and
super-clue)
You're so stupid it's pitiful. |
