Please, Revert to Guilmon! The Growmon Incident

Not as Seen on TV


Sahgo's notes: 'Not as Seen on TV'? What kind of stupid title is that!? Anyway, this episode is very silly. Seriously. I mean, Takato has a big amount of silly ideas that made me think he was the GREATEST stupid guy in this series (and I still do), and, I still didn't get why so much drama about Growlmon. Takato, you're being way too emo. And since the episode is originally silly, it became way sillier in the dub. The English Version Writer is Seth Walther... well, he's not on my white list ^^

Stupid Dialogue:
Takato: "He's huge! He's huger than huge!" And you're dumb! You're dumber than dumb! Takato says more dumb things in that 'Growlmon introduction' scene, but I couldn't understand. You know.... Takato is saying so much stupid dialogue I can't mention them.... just know that ANYTHING Takato says in this episode can be considered as Stupid Dialogue. Takato's Digivice: "To set clock, push '1'" And does the digivice even HAVE a button '1'? Takato: "Is De-Digivolve even a word?!" Well, It's way used in Digimon Rumble Arena 2 (PS2). Takato: "FEEL you muscles burning! Walk to the burn, love the burning, BE the burn! No pain no game, right?!"
Growlmon: "I just liked 'no pain' better!"
(And everything else said in this scene) Man, how can a very stupid script (the original) be SO destroyed? Takato: "Well, this looked a lot easier on TV!" That explains the title.

Side Note:
That Juri scene was weird in the dub. Takato thinks "Oh, I don't think I'll say this" and screams "Can you help me, Juri!?", and she blushes. In the japanese version, Takato screams ""Hanashi ga arun da", that means "I have something very important to talk to you!". That sentence is usually used when you're going to say someone you love that person. That's why Kato blushed. And the script changes go from bad to worse. In the dub, Juri tells Takato that are plenty of other girls out there. In the original, if my terrible japanese undertood well, Kato says Takato to go to a fortune-teller, because she would tell him what to do - or something similar.

Stupid Dialogue:
Takato: "Mom, Dad! Why are growls crazy?"
Takato's mom: "They're not, their husbands make them that way"
Takato's dad: "Hum, right. It's the other way around. Women have that crazy gee, they don't study, you know"
Takato's mom: "Huh... those must be the same studies that discovered the pizza and cookies are good for you"
Takato's dado: "Right! You see, it's all very scientific"
Takato: "Am I the only normal person in the world?!" Man, that REALLY deserves an oscar for "THE WORST STUPID DIALOGUE EVER EVER EVER". First, their faces don't match with this crap they're saying. Second, there's no dialogue in this scene originally. Third, IT'S STUPID IN ALL SENSES! And Takato, you're FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR (....) AWAY FROM BEING A NORMAL PERSON!!!! FAR AWAY, YOU HEAR ME!? Takato: "Sorry to get you up so late"
Henry: "That's ok. I was just SLEEPING"
Terriermon: "Not just sleeping, SNORING TOO!" ........................ Once more, EVERYTHING Impmon says is stupid. Takato: "Growlmon will be so glad to see me! Or the food, anyway". The food for sure. Terriermon: "If I were a great big dinosaur looking for fun I'd go...." ...to Hell. Henry: "Camouflage!"
Growlmon: "That sounds painful!"
Takato: "We'll just gonna paint you like put on make-up"
Growlmon: "That sounds even more painful!" Sahgo: "Vegeta, what's the level of stupidity of this sentence?"
Vegeta: "IT'S OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOOOUSSAAAAAAAAAND"
Sahgo: "Think so". Takato: "Is that him?"
Terriermon: "That's a stick!"
Takato: "Oh, yeah. But if you see from a certain angle..."
Terriermon: "...it still looks like a stick" Takato needs some glasses, not goggles. Takato (to Renamon): "Where do you come from all the time? Do you just wait around just to scare us?" She hides in your head. It's so empty, is a perfect place to hide. Terriermon says something stupid when starts to rain, but.... my episode is hard to hear at that part. Rika: "You guys used water-based paint? You're even more pathethic than I thought!" You know, I never saw that dumb scene this way. It became even more dumber. Takato (crying): "What are we gonna do, Growlmon? I CAN'T AFFORD A REAL BASED PAINT!" Nothing can afford my PATIENCE hearing this crap. Henry: "It'll be ok, Takato!"
Terriermon: "Yeah, if worse comes to worse we can always move an article(?)".
Henry: "Terriermon!"
Terriermon: "What?" Oh god, what did I do to hear this.
Anyway, from the scene Takato starts crying to the end of the episode, there's no dialogue originally. Just a background song. Terriermon (about the Rainbow): "Now, those are the colors we should've paint Growlmon!" CAN ANYBODY KILL THIS STUPID BUNNY?! HE'S ALREADY TAKING ME TO MY LIMITS! Both Henry and Terriermon say so much dumb things in the rainbow scene I don't even have courage to describe. The worst part was Henry saying the rainbow would be absorbing Guilmon's digital ------, making he de-digivolve. Wow. THAT explains EVERYTHING! I'll look to rainbows with different eyes from now on.

Total episode retained: 100%, just a LOT of stupid dialogue.

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