The Captive Digimon
Teki Wa Metarugureimon
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You know, now that I think about it, Ken's dub voice is really bad. o.o It wasn't at first, but it is now. Paku Romi sounds spooky when Ken is muttering in his evil way, Derek Stephen Prince sounds like he's flirting with the chair. Oh, come on! "The Captive Digimon?" What the hell is wrong with "The Enemy Is Metalgreymon?" It's appropriate, and it instigates a more "oh no!" reaction. A lot of Digimon are captive! Seth Walther returns once more with Nimoy and Buccholz. |
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You know, before the dub episode even starts, I can usually put a Stupid Dialogue box in and be correct. Something's wrong with that. Davis: "Quit splashin'!" Davis: "I had an appointment to get a haircut, but when I looked in the mirror, I realized my hair was perfect!" T.K.: "The problem is he was looking in the mirror for over an hour!" He was just studying for an anatomy test. Actually, Daisuke is animated pretty well in this episode. Davis: "Have him make his own appointment!" Kari: "Davis, if you're going to be a member of the DigiDestined, you have to think less of your hair and more of the team!" Now here's the kicker: Daisuke was explaining to Taichi that it wasn't Hikari's fault that they were late. After where the above dub line is, she's thanking Daisuke for being nice. Izzy: (referring to Miyako) "She's cleaning her glasses." Davis: "As big as her glasses are, that could take hours!" He's right! Agumon will be dead by then! Wait a minute, how does Izzy know what Yolei is doing...? Davis: "When are people gonna learn to wear goggles?" When people learn not to depend on Miyako. Poromon: "... to go to the DigiWorld?" Digital World. Tai: "Well, I can see you're the last person I would ever turn to if I was in trouble and needed some help!" Yep. He's learned, and he already wears goggles. The system works! T.K.: "And, if it makes you feel any better, you can stay and do my math homework, just to keep yourself busy!" Davis: "Mine too!" Cody: "Now that I think about it, my Kendou sticks could use some polishing!" Awww... taking advantage of your friends during times of depression. How sweet! Izzy: "Cleaning, math homework, and all those other 'fun' things you love!" Wormmon: "Here we go again!" Tentomon: "Welcome to my treehouse! Well, it's not much of a treehouse since Skullgreymon disintegrated it, it's really more of a twig house. That's okay! I was planning on redecorating anyway." Davis was right for once: "we don't care about your stupid tree, Tentomon." What's with this "Digital Emporer" stuff? He's the Digimon Emporer in the dub. Cody: "Armadillomon, you really need to control your temper." Veemon: "Now that Tentomon is out of his tree, maybe we can climb it and have a look around!" Davis: "You bet!" Tentomon: "And stay out of my tree!" I assure you that original Tentomon doesn't give a rip about the stupid tree. Gatomon: "Tai hasn't been this angry since I popped his soccer ball with my claws!" Gatomon: "All this standing around is making my paws itch. Let's get going!" Tentomon: "And don't touch my tree! I know exactly how many pieces of bark are on it!" Oh, yeah? I'll show him! *touch touch touch touch touch* I don't know why they bothered giving Skullgreymon a voice... wouldn't it be cheaper not to? Wormmon: "And we just had those walls re-Stuccoed!" And we're already spending too much money on Skullgreymon's voice actor! Woodmon: "Hey! I'm being defeated!" Yolei: "Weird, I cleaned my glasses for the third time today, and I'm still not happy!" You clean your glasses in the sink...? Yolei: "Oops, I missed a spot!" Because you just touched the lens with your bare hand, you stupid tart! Tentomon: "And tell them to stay out of my tree!" "Even though they're nowhere near my tree!" Davis: "Looks more like grass and hill town to me..." It wasn't called Rail Town in the original. Wormmon: "Eh, I'll bake him some brownies." Davis: "Tai, Agumon's close! I'm following his tracks!" Tai: "Those are train tracks, Davis!" And Agumon's on a train. DUH. Kari: "It's either the local or the express!" T.K.: "And look who's driving!" He's not driving it... trains aren't even really driven; they're on tracks. Tai: "Give me a great big hug!" Tai: "... you gotta think with your head and not with your heart!" Pffft. Thinking is over-rated. Wormmon: "An escape clause in his contract?" o.o Is this a hint from one of the writers? A peek into his subconscious? Does someone want out? Wormmon: "I even clean that hair trap thing in the shower!" The Chosen Children don't have to shower while in the Digital World. That's why everyone likes it there. D. Emporer: "Perhaps you'd turn yourself into a giant butterfly with scary-looking wings?" Because nobody ever suspects... the BUTTERFLY. D. Emporer: "You're about as useless to me as an old pair of underwear that's made of 100% poison ivy!" Talking from experience, Ken? Tai: "And we'll have cookies and ice cream!" Agumon: "I want mine with chocolate sprinkles!" Davis: "Alright then, how's 'Kenny' or 'Kennith???'" Davis: "... and take your medicine like a man!" Cody: "You're the kind of bully that gives bullies... a bad name!" |
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Flamedramon makes up a new attack: "Flaming Fist." Nefertimon says "Rosetta Stone" when she uses "Curse Of Queen." |
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D. Emporer: "And I've got a new friendship bracelet for you!" Aww, how cute! It's all black and twisted! |
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They've done it again! Metalgreymon's dub Digimon Analyzer screen's information is replaced with Guardromon's! The original:  The bub: 
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Flamedramon: "He's metal, he'll be fine!" Digmon: "If he'd just stop dancin' around!" T.K.: "I've forgotten how to move!" The Emporer laughing and then coughing in the dust cloud didn't happen. He just laughed. It was funny, though. D. Emporer: "Goodbye, DigiFools!" |
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WHITE FLASH OF DOOM!!!! We see Yamato punch Taichi in the original. It's about two seconds long. |
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Davis: "... unless they're on a boxing team and that's a whole different thing!" Yamato: "I'll do it again!" (referring to punching Tai) Gatomon: "I can't hear you!" They didn't say anything. Kari: "That's how all the important people travel." Davis's last line is stupid. |