Ken's Secret
Dejimon Kaizaa No Kodoku
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Ken's Secret? Is that like Victoria's Secret? I know Victoria's Secret. o.o She's a man! Today's episode was written by "charlotte," Nimoy and Buccholz. Who or what is this "charlotte?" The name is written without a capital letter to start it off. Is it a robot? Nimoy's pet hamster? Buccholz's couch cushion? o.o |
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Tai: "You walk much, Davis?" Coach: "Hey hey! Watch the name-calling! He's Ken ItchyJoejy!" Itchy WHAT? Who's calling whom names? He neglected to name the school they were going to play against as well (Tamachi Elementary). |
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They censored the kanji-kana in Ken's profile and replaced it with English, but they left the headline kanji-kana in.
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Cody: "I bet he could be in the Olympics if he wanted to!" (about Ken) Davis: "And everyone knows how much chicks dig living legends!" Davis: "Uh-oh! It's happening already!" With MIYAKO!! Run, Daisuke! Run like the wind!! Cody: "Yolei and Ken, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" He's saying it very quickly and his facial expression is that of a rock. Who wants to put money down that he didn't say anything of the sort in the original? Yolei: "Besides, I didn't say I wanted to kiss him! DUH! I just wanna marry him!" Get out while you still can, Ken! Davis: "Hey! Don't you want MY autograph?" Davis: "Sure! You can see me wipe the field with Mr. Perfect! I'll show them who's the man!" Yolei: "Don't forget to hug Ken!" Tai: "Give him a kiss, too!" Tai's and Davis's speaking/thought processes are stupid. T.K.: "Izzy? No, we're waiting for Ken!" Well, if either of them were on that bus, they aren't coming out now. Cody: "Will you stop asking me if I say 'yes?'" Yolei: "No, I won't!" Poromon: "Lucky for me I have no spine!" That much was evident. Kid 1: "Well, he's got a soft drink commercial to shoot and a meeting to go to about having a soccer ball named after him!" Ken is not a professional athlete. He doesn't endorse soft drinks and he doesn't have stuff named after him (he's in bleeding elementary school, for crying out loud!). |
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| The song about kicking stuff returns to replace "Boku Wa Boku Datte." |
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Yolei: "Sombody pinch me!" Davis: "Hey! I'm cool!" Tai: "More like luke-warm!" Davis: "That's so funny I forgot to laugh!" Announcer Dude: "Ken 'The Rocket' Ichijouji!" 1) They don't have announcers at those kinds of games, not even for Ken. 2) Ken is not a rocket, nor will he ever be. Yolei: "Back off! I saw him first!" No you didn't. There were hundreds of screaming fangirls there before you! Davis: "Houston, we have a problem!" [Houston: "Davis, we don't care."] Cody: "Would you like me to pinch you again?" Cody's a little eager to be pinching... Yolei: "Yolei Ichijuuji! Ken and Yolei Ichijuuji!" Tai: "Have a good trip, Ken! See you next fall!" It wasn't a tackle, it was a slide. The whole "worthy adversary" thing is stupid dialogue. Ken was giving Daisuke a proper introduction (well, not the second time he does it, but you get the idea). Yolei: "I can't believe you didn't get me his autograph!" Cody: "Need a pinch?" Upamon: "You're dreaming! Let me pinch you!" Gatomon: "Controlling, spiring, the usual." Kari: "Why do bad guys always name places things like that?" T.K.: "It's in the job description, it's right after 'Really Stinky Breath!'" Ken supposedly wrote a program that will brush your teeth for you, how could he possible have bad breath? Cody: "Even if it were called the Valley Of Duckies And Bunnies, if there's a control spire there, there's trouble!" Davis: "A few duckies and bunnies would spruce it up!" Veemon: "You know I wanted to get more exercise but running for my life wasn't what I had in mind!" Veemon: "Maybe it's a ducky or a bunny!" D. Emporer: "Seeing you squirm is ~so delicious~!" ... okay... D. Emporer: "And it isn't long, pretty boy!" ... OKAY.... |
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The shots of all the characters while Daisuke was looking at them wasn't there in the original. This scene, by the way, has no emotion to it at all in the dub. |
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Veemon: "Davis! If you've been holding back and planning out a surprise attack, now would be a good time to yell 'surprise!'" Digmon: "Surprise? It isn't even my birthday!" |
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| Veemon's going blind. He says "Pegasusmon" when he sees Holsmon, "Holsemon" when he sees Nefertimon, and "Nefertimon" when he sees Pegasmon! |
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Veemon: "Despite their obvious dental hygiene problems..." Ok, maybe T.K. was partially right about the bad breath. |
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| Bakemon - Hell's Hand = Dark Claw. |
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D. Emporer: "Attack! ... Not me! Them!" They weren't attacking you. In the original, the Kaiser shouted "Formation C". The relevance is that earlier, when they were playing football, he shouted "Formation D" to his teammates. Davis: "I never saw mosquitos do that!" Wormmon: "I'll stay and guard the hill!" |
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| If you can believe it, the dub characters FINALLY said the correct attack names while attacking. |
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| Davis: "You can keep your crummy autograph!" |