Hikari's Recollection
Guardian Angel
Hikari No Kioku

Guardian Angel??? That's a stupid name!

This episode was written by Nimoy and Buccholz.

The Andromon and Kari scene SUCKED BALLS.

Side Note:
O.O! Did I hear what I thought I heard??

Birdramon's dub bird-roar was ... GOOD???

Stupid Dialogue:
Yolei: "Wow... you counted that high without even taking off your shoes and socks!"


Yolei: "Say, shouldn't we put pillows here if we're going to keep doing this?"

Oh, right. THAT isn't conspicuous.

Kari: "I don't think this has spell check."


Kari: "Let's save that for a special occasion!" (Tailmon's suggestion that she evolve)


Kari's Message: "And I'm sorry if any words are misspelled."


Cody: "Somewhere between the green salad and the green geletin, their families are gonna wonder where they are!"

Hmm... I find it highly dubious that Takeru's and Daisuke's families have synchronized their meals, and it's even more dubious that Iori would know about it.

Yolei: "But sometimes you have the wisdom of an old man of 20!"


T.K.: "Looks like one of those things that you shake and it starts snowing!"


T.K.: "That's how I used to beat Matt!"


T.K.: "Yeah, that's how I got all my baseball cards and his old guitar!"


Veemon: "Human girls make human boys acts sorta weird!"

The smartest thing Veemon says all season.

Side Note:
Nefertimon says "Rosetta Stone" when she uses "Nile Jewel."

For future reference, when she shoots the red/pink crystals from her gauntlets, that's "Nile Jewel."

When she shoots beams from that cobra thing sticking out of her head, that's "Curse Of Queen."

When she creates that thingy from her back and a tablet comes out of it, THAT is "Rosetta Stone."

Stupid Dialogue:
D. Emporer: "Since she's ~all alone~... she deserves someone special!"

O_o

Cody: "No! I'm not selling anything!"

I guess she didn't trust his emphysemic voice. o.o I wouldn't either.

Yolei: "Put it on my tab, daddy!"


Tai: "Kari's at a friend's house doing a Science project on gravity and they need to see how long I can stand on my head! See ya!"


Matt: "I left Mimi on hold when she called from New York! Her phone bill!"

XD

Yolei: "My dad was just glad I left without filling up another bag!"


Angemon: "Angel Rod!"

No, no Angel Rod. Nice try, though.

Angemon: "I nailed him!"


Davis: "Is there an Angebabymon, too?"

Side Note:
You know, Jun is very flat-chested for her age. I think she's a man.

I didn't say that. o.o You didn't hear me say that.

Stupid Dialogue:
Poromon: "How come he gets more candy than I do?"

Because he's considerably quieter than you.

Side Note:
In the original, when Poromon's eating his food, he's lamenting, "This isn't kanpyoumaki!"

Stupid Dialogue:
Wormmon: "Please hold for the Digimon Emporer! Line one for you, sir."


"Digi Armor Ener..."

"Dammit! What's that next syllable??"

"Gise!"

I hate the dub Armor evolution phrase...

Kari: "Boy! Am I glad to see you!"

You're glad to see the Guardromon? o.o You have seen Daisuke or Takeru yet.

Olive:
Pegasmon - Silver Brace = Equis [sic] Beam.

[Update! 01 April 2008] Equis isn't a word, but equus is latin for horse! Thanks a ton to Mark for e-mailing me that interesting tidbit.

Stupid Dialogue:
Kari: "Davis! T.K.! You guys are my heroes!"


Davis: "Actually, it was mostly my idea, but I brought T.K. along for the ride!"

He was originally gloating that Hikari said his name before she said Takeru's.

Side Note:
Pegasusmon says "Star Shower" when he uses "Needle Rain."

When he shoots the beam from his forhead, that's Silver Brace.

When he shoots hair from his mane, that's Needle Rain.

When he shoots stars from his wings, that's Shooting Star (duh).

Stupid Dialogue:
Davis: "Why can't these guys ever be small?"


Davis: "Kari, you're hanging around with the wrong people!"

No kidding. Between the crack-loving bimbo and the emphysemic child, you're screwed!

Side Note:
Fladramon's attacks, so that I don't have to talk about them anymore:

When he covers himself in fire and goes towards the enemy, that's Fire Rocket.

When he shoots fire from his fist, that's Knuckle Fire.

Stupid Dialogue:
Veemon: "You're kneeling on my tail!"

Notice that Daisuke didn't move. Also notice how you can see Veemon's tail and it's perfectly fine.

Patamon: "I'll have two cheeseburgers and a large order of fries!"


Digmon: "I thought since I was here, I'd build this city a subway system!"

Oh, that was a subway system? Better empty out that sewage...

Digmon: "Hey, that comment about scrap metal was just a joke!"


Is it just me, or does dub Digmon sound a little bit like Duffman from The Simpsons?

Andromon: "I love jigsaw puzzles!"

*finishes a jigsaw puzzle and looks at the picture it forms* O.O! NO! It's one of Saban's jokes! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Inconsistency:
Andromon's missile attack didn't have a name in season 1. Now it's called "Gattling Attack" (the original name is "Gattling Missiles").

Stupid Dialogue:
Guardromon: "I feel fresh as a daisy!"


Izzy: "But nobody calls me until the adventure is all over with!"

Your siblings weren't involved, you putz.

Side Note:
There's no Willis in Digimon Adventure.

There's Wallace, but no Willis. o.o He's not even mentioned until one of the movies, I think...

Stupid Dialogue:
Tai: "The food's probably cold and soggy by now! Of course, for my mom, that's an improvement!"

Total episode retained: 100%

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