A New Digi-tude
Dejimentaru Appu
| "Digi-tude?" Nimoy and Buchholz wrote this one. |
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Any dialogue before you see Chibimon's lips move was not there in the original. Chibimon: "Smells like Davis!" Davis: "Are you sayin' I stink?" Ya know, Chibimon doesn't even have a nose. |
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| Chibimon's name is changed to Demiveemon. |
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Davis: "If my family owned a convenient store, I'd eat candy all day until my teeth fell out!" Yolei: "But the job comes with a great pension plan!" Upamon: "The buffet is now open!" Upamon: "This is the best thing I've ever eaten in my life! All two days of it!" Poromon was flying around because of the taste, not that it was hot. Gatomon: "I hope my first litter doesn't act like this..." NO!!! You must NOT spawn!! Never! *spays Gatomon* *spays/neuters all the other Digimon, just in case* Cody: "'Never throw away food unless it smells bad...' (later) *sniffs food*" Ya know, he looks like he's about to cry when he sniffs that tomato. Is it that bad, Cody? News Announcer (Jacky): "Ken Itchyjoejy!" ITCHY WHAT????? THAT IS PROFANE!! Jerry Reverra: "Young Ken wowed the judges by creating a program that can actually brush your teeth for you! The rumor is next year he's planning something with floss!" That's a lie (the media... LYING? SHOCK AND HORROR!). Jacky: "Ken's talents include be able to play one game of Chess while everyone watches!" Jacky: "Just last week, he actually balanced the world's biggest checkbook!" THAT was a checkbook? I wish I had that kind of money. Jacky: "And a star on the all-state soccer team!" Which isn't saying much. There are no states in Japan. Jacky: "And girls, he's SINGLE!" And WAY too young to be dating! Ken's Mom: "Oh, it's great in the kitchen! He invented dishes that clean themselves!" Ken's Dad: "Like father like son! I once guessed how many Jelly Beans were in a pickle jar!" Cody: "I heard this guy is so smart, he gave his teachers homework!" Yolei: "I know more about the Digital World than that stupid kid!" Davis: "He may be stupid but he's still a genius!" That's not saying much, Yolei hardly knows anything about the Digital World. |
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Original conversation, translated loosely: Miyako: "I'm smarter than him!" Daisuke: "Are you also good at sports?" It's funny! Laugh, darn you! Laugh!! |
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Yolei: "Forget all this talk about geniuses!" Especially since there are none present at the moment. |
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| (2 seconds) Yes, he'll call the pound. How cruel. He kicked the dog in the Japanese version. |
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Ken's Mom: "Oh! I bought a new label maker today! I just can't stop playing with it! I even labelled the toilet!" Ken before: Mwaha! Nothing scares me! Ken after: Nevermind, my mom scares everyone... D. Emporer: "*seductive voice* Ooh, a chase. ~Interesting.~" ... GAH!! >.< |
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| Elecmon getting hit by the Kaiser's whip is covered by a white flash. |
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| Elecmon getting hit by the whip is chopped short about a second. |
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| Elecmon getting kicked into the hole is covered up with a shot of the Gotsumon. |
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Gotsumon 1: "If he thinks he's gonna catch us, he's got rocks in his head!" Gotsumon 2: "Then again, so do we!" Davis: "I'll do anything you want, Kari!" Davis: "It's getting pretty dark in these woods... Here, Kari! I'll hold your hand so you don't get scared!" Kari: "... I'm NOT scared." T.K.: "And it's not her hand! It's mine!" Davis: "Oh... sorry T.J." Kari: "And that's not his name! It's T.K.!" Davis: "Whatever." Each and every one of you should know that this scene makes no sense AT ALL. 1) It isn't at all dark in the woods. 2) Hikari would never be that rude or intolerant. 3) Daisuke is nowhere near Takeru or Hikari. 4) Daisuke knows Takeru's name. 5) Daisuke isn't nearly that insufferable. |
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Although kept true to the nature of the scene, the Kaiser says that he's a Chosen Child later in the conversation. The original scene has more impact. Speaking of, the pieces fall together more quickly and more smoothly in the original. |
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Davis: "(in response to Ken's perfection statement) Oh, yeah, big shot? What about Kari??" If Kari's perfect, we're all in trouble. Davis: "The landlord told my uncle the same thing!" |
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Tyrannomon is given an attack where he doesn't use one. And I just noticed, when they Armor evolve, there is an annoying screech in the background. What the hell? |
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| D. Emporer: "You think you can beat me with a little addition? How do you like multiplication?" |
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(1 seconds) Tailmon and Patamon hit the tree. No, you actually don't see Tyrannomon hitting them. |
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Patamon: "I thought that cats were always supposed to land on their feet!" Gatomon: "Oh, shut up!" Digmon: "Looks like you have some cavities that need filling!" Well, if you'll look carefully, you'll see that their teeth are sparkling white! D. Emporer: "Remember the old saying: it's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose!" Im too lazy to make another box. So, just know that Holsmon, Flamedramon, and Digmon all say the wrong attack name at the wrong time. Flamedramon: "Going somewhere? You'll have to go through me first to get to them!" T.K.: "Great, what do we do now? Wait for another new kid to come around and lift it so another new Digimon can be born?" Kari: "But there aren't anymore Digidestined left!" T.K.: "I'm stronger than I thought!" |
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Nefertimon's and Pegasmon's quotes are changed, Pegasmon is changed to Pegasusmon. Nefertimon: "Smiling Light" = "The Angel Of Light." Pegasmon: "Galloping Hope" = "Flying Hope." |
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Nefertimon: "Well, don't get too excited, these wings are broken in, yet!" *breaks wings* There you go! T.K.: "Alright! My very own Armor Digimon!" |
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The main attacks are changed again. And, once more, the characters don't know their own attacks. Nefertimon says "Rosetta Stone" when she uses "Nile Jewel." Pegasusmon says "Star Shower" when he uses "Needle Rain." |
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Kari: "Except the Tyrannomon have red eye... oh, wait, I forgot! They always have red eyes!" Their eyes were blue. Kari: "You'll defeat the emporer, won't you, T.K.?" Davis: "What do we do? Knock on doors asking for the Digimon Emporer?" [Duckman: *knock knock* Housekeeping! Ken: *answers door* What? Duckman: *knocks Ken out with chloroform and looks at his photo I.D.* DARN! It's not him.] Davis: "Yeah, just let us older kids come up with a plan!" Yeah, Cody. Your plan sucks. Now all of Japan is unconscious and we still haven't found him! |